Protesters angry politicians aren’t indulging reptilian overlords
March 7th, 2012 | by Andy Smith
Crisis on the steps of steps of Parliament, as protestors shouted, jostled, waved signs and were generally loud. Their grievances
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Year in Review – Freedom
December 21st, 2011 | by Andy Smith
Freedom and the quest for democracy pervaded and penetrated almost every news story published in 2011. How could it not?
National Rail to employ “Train Whisperers” to assist in train repair
December 8th, 2011 | by Andy Smith
The beleaguered train operator National Rail has confirmed its intent to employ train whisperers to assist their highly qualified engineers
Cow Elders Confirm Reincarnation Of Bovine Jesus
November 30th, 2011 | by Andy Smith
It’s official – Bovine Jesus has been reincarnated as a Guernsey cow. Although prophesied almost a thousand years ago in Cow
Gordon Brown fantasised of being a robot and fighting aliens as a deluded child
September 18th, 2011 | by Andy Smith
Explosive revelations from new memoirs to be released by Hilary Brown – Gordon Brown’s long-suffering mother – reveal a child
Pope Performs Miracle Of Spontaneously Appearing Rabbit
September 8th, 2011 | by Andy Smith
Restoring faith in religion is difficult, what with dogma being proved false or those damn liberals with their “science” and
Despite breaking new record, man with massive head still wishes he head a smaller head
August 12th, 2011 | by Andy Smith
Daniel Cragmarakokmanok is no normal human being – he has a gift. His gift is that of having an abnormally
Riots Reveal Deep Seated Tension Between People With Big TV’s And People With Smaller TV’s
August 12th, 2011 | by Andy Smith
For days the riots raged. Shops were burnt, people were assaulted, and the streets of London never looked quite so
Government plans to turn house pets into TIVO in full swing
July 12th, 2011 | by Andy Smith
It’s the technological paradigm of our era. Houses are getting smaller, people have less and less time to spend with
Clinicians discover morphine makes children feel better about anything
June 19th, 2011 | by Andy Smith
Researchers for the US think-tank medi-right, have redubbed morphine the ‘wonder drug of the 21st century’ after finding that high
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